I cursed the royal family
I was all dressed up with accessories and my killer heels, for an opening MARCH! Somebody from the royal family was supposed to officiate the opening ceremony (of something) but he was more than 2 hours late. I was so tired of waiting I gave one of the performing artists a call.
“Hey Jay chou, can you like come and sing now cos I’m so done waiting for the fella to come?”
“Kenot, I can’t sing before the opening by the Highness!!!” he answered.
“I DONT FARKING CARE ABOUT THE ROYAL FAMILY LA!!!!!!!” I screamed.
O-OH. I think I just cursed the royal family, in public.
I woke up from the dream before they had the chance to execute me.
But seriously, I think ROYAL FAMILY is so oogway old history la. It’s not like there’s a chapter (or more) in our biology text book that scientifically explains the exotic DNA they have, which they don’t.
