I cursed the royal family
I was all dressed up with accessories and my killer heels, for an opening MARCH! Somebody from the royal family was supposed to officiate the opening ceremony (of something) but he was more than 2 hours late. I was so tired of waiting I gave one of the performing artists a call.
“Hey Jay chou, can you like come and sing now cos I’m so done waiting for the fella to come?”
“Kenot, I can’t sing before the opening by the Highness!!!” he answered.
“I DONT FARKING CARE ABOUT THE ROYAL FAMILY LA!!!!!!!” I screamed.
O-OH. I think I just cursed the royal family, in public.
I woke up from the dream before they had the chance to execute me.
But seriously, I think ROYAL FAMILY is so oogway old history la. It’s not like there’s a chapter (or more) in our biology text book that scientifically explains the exotic DNA they have, which they don’t.
Expecting Barney Poop!
Do you know how long does the food we eat stay in our digestive system before it gets out?
I don’t but I’m not googling. Instead I’m doing a little test on my own, and I’m entering the 40th hours of the experiment. So the food stays AT LEAST 40 hours before you see them again, transformed.
No details spared in my next update so don’t say I never warned ya! Wakakaka.
Boh-Lat
My sis and I were at this really awesome beach. We just can’t wait to jump into the crystal clear water.
I cannot contain my excitement anymore and screamed,
“Waaaa, I can see so many fishes swimming around!!!”
“Eh Miss, actually they got out from someone’s aquarium, we don’t usually see fish here…” the stranger beside me said.
=.=
Really boh-lat…
Then I woke up.
Feeling rejected
Old friends that I’ve lost contact with kept coming to my dream recently.
That night I dreamt of giving EK (my old classmate) eyeliner and eyeshadow for her birthday. She unwrapped the gift, peeked into the box and said…
“oh, I don’t use this eyeliner…”
“oh, this is not the brand I use for eye shadow…”
“well, I guess you can take your gifts back.”
Gee, I haven’t felt so rejected before, in a dream! Oh but don’t get me wrong, she’s never a snob, to me at least.
A blue hulk
Someone was knocking at my door and I saw a big blue hulk at my doorstep. It was a hot day and he asked me for something to cool his body, so I handed him a glass of ice water through the window.
Suddenly he started to hurl his body in thundering rage against my door! I was extremely terrified and ran to my room. Then I heard a loud noise, oh man, he’s inside the house now! There’s no where else to run, I had to do something.
Just before he brought my room door down, I stepped INTO the wall and manage to hide myself in between the bricks, from the hulk. (This is my dream so I decide if I live or die or have super power)
I came out from the wall and the hulk was gone. Then I saw troops running outside of my house with guns in their hands. They must be tracking the hulk to take him down. I ran out of my house as fast as I could till I saw a familiar face. She’s CY, my childhood friend whom I’ve not seen or talked to for ages. She knew that I was trapped inside the house with the monster but she couldnt come save me because her mother didn’t allow. And all I could say was ”Oh you’re with the military now?”
Here’s how the blue hulk looked in my dream, except for the sharp pointy ears. Yea, I obviously was borned in the 80s and grew up watching thundercats, JEM, etc.
Phew! What an action packed dream.
