Japan, you shrunk my cousin!
My cousin MJ is studying in Japan and I had a dream about her coming home. This is what happened:
She’s lost a lot of weight and HEIGHT!!!
Me: “Welcome home, but why so short ar?”
MJ: “Yor, you dunno meh, things in Japan so tiny, ceiling so low, I had to lower my body everytime I move around, thats why lor..”
Me: “Oh I see..” (Her explanation sounded reasonable, it was a dream la, ok?)
Me: ”Eh then Uncle J how?” (Uncle J is my uncle who’s been working in Japan for almost 2 decades now)
MJ: “Oh, he’s shorter than me now la, imagine..”
Me: “Har..weird la like that. He was a very tall man.”
So that’s my dream.
I think I was 8 or 9 when I last saw Uncle J, and I always remember him as someone tall. Maybe it’s just my illussion. But then again, I’m not much taller than when I was 8. I did grow, you just need to pay more attention to notice.
